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basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

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harrytomlomsom:

an ally?
like when u fight giant donkey kong in smash bros?
ffuck man

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